Let’s cut the small talk, shall we? You don’t need it, I don’t need to think of what to type. So this week, I’m giving you a series of key words and/or phrases to describe the show. Here they are: Elmer Fudd’s child with fetal alcohol syndrome, invisible nudity, pooty poo, honor splattering, log pornography. That’s all you need to know. ENJOY!!!
ALSO, Mandy nearly mislabels this as Episode 54, when we ALL KNOW it is Episode 53, right? THANKS FOR FIXING THAT AT THE LAST SECOND, DAN!
This week Mandy is FURIOUS!!! Why? I’m not telling you, you’ll have to listen for yourself. We also discuss Dan’s lucky charm (you don’t wanna know), the power of the bovine stare, deadly serious fan fiction, and Mandy is right TWICE, that’s right TWICE!!! You can’t miss hearing the glory that is… THE FIRNECAST!!!
We’re talking balls, dump rasslin’, super fat pot heads being rolled at metal concerts, one-sided suicide pacts, and much, much, MUCH more!!! We also give you such gems of advice as: “never lead with the penis” and quotes like “you dehumanized me.” Fun times, fun rhymes, and fun… Slimes? I don’t know, just listen!!!
The Firnecast 