How do we say Merry Christmas here at the Firnecast? By defiling all of your beloved Christmas carols, of course! It is our sincere hope that you will never be able to listen to them with pure thoughts again. Not only do we ruin things you hold dear this week, but we also discuss the worst sex bot ever, Dan’s new superhero “AIDS Man”, and we solve the mystery of who ate the Easter decorations. Happy Christmas everyone, JINGLE BALLS!!!!!!!