Miss us? Oh, you! We missed you, too! Never fear, we haven’t forgotten how to give you that depravity you’ve so desperately been craving! We talked about a fast food hot dog’s perilous journey, Judge Bonerkiller’s Courtroom, and the intricacies of a Christian Discipline marriage. Enjoy, we love you!!!
There are a lot of sick people in this world… One of them is on this podcast! (hint: it’s Dan) We talked about some horses and their lovers, some issues going on in the polar bear community (please donate to our new charity, Save the Polar Dicks!), and also the awkward changes one will go through during that thing they call puberty. STAY TUNED for our glorious Easter Egg!!! You won’t regret it!!!! Enjoy.
P.S. Mandy, you aren’t supposed to TELL people about the Easter Egg. That’s what makes it an Easter Egg. GOD. –Dan.