Oh, friends! We had a time this week talking about the untimely death of a guinea pig, a human breast-obsessed raccoon, Iron Fist (ing), ranking serial killers by hotness, and oh so much more! The results may surprise you (mainly because Dan has bad taste in men)! Enjoy, we love youuuu!!!!!
We’re back from vacation and it’s pretty clear that absence did NOT make Dan’s heart grow fonder. We giggled about butts, debated the monetary value of a penis, and, just like every other idiot on the planet, talked about Pokemon Go. Enjoy, please!!!!!!!
Well folks, we solved racism this week. Not only that, but we learned how to make your penis bigger, a surefire way to get banned from the Waffle House, and that there’s really only one game created around farts. Enjoy this. Please. ❤