Hey pals, we’re back and drinking eggnog that is far past its prime! So far so good, I haven’t barfed! We caught up on the accumulated Mind Topix of three weeks, talked about a nude exercising masturbator, and showed that stupid Netflix show Mortified how teenage embarrassment is done! Enjoy? Enjoy! Muah!
Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Or perhaps you had a happy Spanksgiving, you filthy little minx! Deadly marriage-ending farts, forcible hugging, a cringey edition of Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner,.and ever so much more await your darling ears this week! We heart you unmercifully! Squinch!!!
We had a time this week, oh honey! We chatted and gabbed and gabbed and chatted about any number of things, some of which are: an old lady’s ever growing pornography stash, a felonious cleaning lady and her warted son, Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner, and so on and so forth! Please to enjoy! We looooove youuuuuu!!!! Squinch!