Nazis are among us, everyone in Wyoming can burn in hell, and children are no longer being taught train safety so they’re probably going to get their hands chopped off. It’s dark times but we make light of it, my pretties. Enjoy it!!!
Hey pals, we’re back and drinking eggnog that is far past its prime! So far so good, I haven’t barfed! We caught up on the accumulated Mind Topix of three weeks, talked about a nude exercising masturbator, and showed that stupid Netflix show Mortified how teenage embarrassment is done! Enjoy? Enjoy! Muah!
Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Or perhaps you had a happy Spanksgiving, you filthy little minx! Deadly marriage-ending farts, forcible hugging, a cringey edition of Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner,.and ever so much more await your darling ears this week! We heart you unmercifully! Squinch!!!