Merry Christmas, ya little stinkies!!!! We talked Christmas movies, exchanged presents, and hilarity ensued! We love you, our precious gifts!!! Hope your holiday is merry & bright!!!
Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Or perhaps you had a happy Spanksgiving, you filthy little minx! Deadly marriage-ending farts, forcible hugging, a cringey edition of Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner,.and ever so much more await your darling ears this week! We heart you unmercifully! Squinch!!!
Meeeerrrryyyyy Christmas, ya fucks!!! We ho ho hope you are having the best damn holiday it’s possible for your little heart to have!!! Because we adore you, we have done the unspeakable. We have subjected ourselves to Rotten Tomatoes’ Worst Movie Ever, the 0% rated Christmas abortion called…. Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas. Yes, we did. Just for you and your precious holiday entertainment. So please, listen to this show so that our sacrifice was not in vain. Happy holidays (oh yes, I went there!)!!! LOVE YOU, BYE!!!!!