We crap all over cute kid’s shows cause they deserve it, the ways in which church will ruin your understanding of common words, and ever so much more! Thanks for listening, we heart you!!!!!!
Miss us? Oh, you! We missed you, too! Never fear, we haven’t forgotten how to give you that depravity you’ve so desperately been craving! We talked about a fast food hot dog’s perilous journey, Judge Bonerkiller’s Courtroom, and the intricacies of a Christian Discipline marriage. Enjoy, we love you!!!
Meeeerrrryyyyy Christmas, ya fucks!!! We ho ho hope you are having the best damn holiday it’s possible for your little heart to have!!! Because we adore you, we have done the unspeakable. We have subjected ourselves to Rotten Tomatoes’ Worst Movie Ever, the 0% rated Christmas abortion called…. Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas. Yes, we did. Just for you and your precious holiday entertainment. So please, listen to this show so that our sacrifice was not in vain. Happy holidays (oh yes, I went there!)!!! LOVE YOU, BYE!!!!!