Hi loves! We had some weird computer issues and the music didn’t play at the beginning of the show and Dan was all weird about it. But don’t worry, we still had fun and there was a lady with a gun in her hoo and all the other stuff you love us for. We laughed and drank Arbor Mist. Love you, bye!!!!
Amy Schumer’s brother watches her comedy, but my brother is a butthole! Also, 33 1/3″ penises, fugitive open mic-ers, some Conspiracy Time, and oh so much more!!! Love you! Squinch!!!!
Oh God. Really? We talked about some things… Like toilet snakes (scourge of humanity), perverted landlord love making, the vast web of conspiracy encompassing the globe (#pizzagate) and ever so much more! Join us, won’t you? And forgive us for we have sinned. Love you, bye!!! Squinches!