Oh friends, it’s good to be back! We talked about the lamest wiener serial killer ever and his awful poetry, imaginary driving dogs, and our Evangelical kid hearts soared because it was TRACT DAY!!! WOOOO!!!!! Give it a listen my little sweeties! Love you bye!
Hey pals, we’re back and drinking eggnog that is far past its prime! So far so good, I haven’t barfed! We caught up on the accumulated Mind Topix of three weeks, talked about a nude exercising masturbator, and showed that stupid Netflix show Mortified how teenage embarrassment is done! Enjoy? Enjoy! Muah!
Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Or perhaps you had a happy Spanksgiving, you filthy little minx! Deadly marriage-ending farts, forcible hugging, a cringey edition of Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner,.and ever so much more await your darling ears this week! We heart you unmercifully! Squinch!!!