Hey pals, we’re back and drinking eggnog that is far past its prime! So far so good, I haven’t barfed! We caught up on the accumulated Mind Topix of three weeks, talked about a nude exercising masturbator, and showed that stupid Netflix show Mortified how teenage embarrassment is done! Enjoy? Enjoy! Muah!
Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Or perhaps you had a happy Spanksgiving, you filthy little minx! Deadly marriage-ending farts, forcible hugging, a cringey edition of Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner,.and ever so much more await your darling ears this week! We heart you unmercifully! Squinch!!!
Nazis are bad, folks! Indiana Jones punched them, that’s how you know! Not only that, but a newer, worser male contraceptive has been invented, Mandy’s High School Poetry Corner can and did get even cringier than usual, and a love punch involves less love than you might think. Join us cause it’s fun! Squinches!!!!!